You probably could get arrested for wearing this t shirt. Which is yet another good reason to vote for Obama.
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Man arrested for having sex with lamp-post:
First of all, I'm not 100% sure how you have sex with a lamp post - and secondly, I've reported at least two separate fire hydrants in my city that have attacked ...
Sign of the Times: Teens Get Mixed Message about Booze
Talk about sending a mixed message! No wonder kids today don't know whether to go to church...or kill a few cases and get their girlfriend pregnant. And you thought the problem was ...
Who Pissed in the Pool part Duex? The Universal Language of Pissed on ( and Off )!
Of course while I have no idea what these guys are saying - I do understand the universal language of swimming in the pool after 4 friends pissed in it.
Who Else Needs an Extra Vagina?
Need a comfy place to rest for a while? Well....why not a nice soft vagina sofa! It's a little tight and has some scuff marks like most old vagina's do, but hey, ...
More Reasons to Stick with American Women - Just when you thought your girl was nuts…..
No Pun intended.. Thailand is supposed to be a beautiful country with great culture, a killer climate and really hot women - all excellent reasons to update your passport for Christmas. Strangely though ...
Does Smoking Pot Make You a Genius? ( and other Musings)
From my server logs - here are some popular keyword phrases which generated some of my site traffic in November. While many of these queries were phrased in the form of a ...
Happy Holidays!
This is actually pretty funny. And I'm not much of a soccer fan. But in terms of using your head - ( on both sides of the fence) this one pretty much ...
Gaydar Coming to a Handset Near You:
I've read this story a few times and I still have absolutely no idea what it means. I'm not sure if gaydar is a real device, or just something that always gives ...
Reefer Madness: Why Smoking Pot is the Best Decision Your Kid Can Make
This guy lays out a pretty compelling case for smoking dope. It makes you hungry, it makes you horny, and gives you a big advantage in your fantasy football league. ...
Scent of a Woman: Get Your Woman Some Vulva for Christmas
New Vagina fragrance promises to be a big hit - especially in big city subways and the deep south during mosquito season. Nothing says I love you quite like the magnificence ...
Beauty, Brains and Bullshit: A Quick Primer on Why 1 is Far More important than the other Two
Brilliant Answer From Ms South Carolina - Watch more free videos Okay - now for a second she had me going. Like - really, one second. In that one small space ...