This is when you know you are getting a bit too serious about safe sex. 

 Not that there is anything wrong with that of course.  It just might be a good time to sort of start thinking about getting out of the house.  Or looking into an inflatable companion with a complimentary clorox spray kit.  For an extra four bucks, they will also throw in one of those Michael Jackson surgical masks for those kinky Tuesday nights where you just feel like going all out - yet - still keeping things clean - ( so to speak

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