Okay - now for a second she had me going.  Like - really, one second.  In that one small space of momentary nothingness - when all I could really see was the incandescent glow of her radiant, glorious long locks and the gleaming shine of one Crest White Strip too many - I thought - regardless of what comes out of her mouth next, nothing could stand in the way of our love - true love - a sort of timeless bond that I thought we both shared from many miles away - me - in front of my laptop on a Sunday Evening - not having showered for a day and a half of Pre-Season Football - and SHE - looking glorious, resplendent in her gown, shimmering and confident, breezily preparing to tackle lifes most difficult conundrums.